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Saturday, August 3, 2013

Bangkok - The Hangover IV

This wasn't my first rodeo in Bangkok. I knew, sort of, what to expect, where to go for the sights, and where to go for the shock value. I wasn't entirely sure what to expect of our visit, we only had a few days here but it was our first stop in Asia, so the excitement of culture shock was upon us. Bangkok was a first good stop in SE Asia to acclimate and get used to the new foods, culture, attitude, filth, and beauty...if those two can even be in the same sentence. Hannah hadn't ever been to Asia and we were both incredibly excited to experience all it had to offer together.

We arrived Bangkok early morning on August 1st, 2013. The 11 hour Thai Airways flight from Capetown was easily the best flight we had taken the entire trip. The food was amazing, the flight attendants were pleasant, and there were unlimited on demand movies on the entertainment system. We could have stayed on this flight for 20 hours. When we landed it was so early in the morning that we decided not to take a 300 Baht ($10) taxi to our hotel, but instead, we'd try out the public transportation which involved a train for 45 Baht/pp and then a tuk tuk ride from the last stop on the Bangkok Skytrain (motorcycle/moped/pickup truck device, named for the sound it makes, "tuktuktuktuktuk"). This entire trip would save us about $5. When the Skytrain dropped us off at the Phaya Thai station in downtown Bangkok we realized the taxi may have been a better decision. We walked in the 7am sweltering heat through rush hour traffic in the busiest district of Thailand looking for a taxi or tuk tuk to take us to our guesthouse, which we incidentally had no idea where it was. We finally found a willing tuk tuk driver and we piled into the back of the vehicle and made it to our hotel.

We stayed in a little zen mecca of a guesthouse near, but not too near, Khao San Road backpacker hell. The place was called Phranakorn Nornlen, which called itself a "vintage style family guest house in Old Bangkok". The place was decorated with an old vintage style, each room with its own unique touches like old televisions or radios, a rooftop bar, and a large area in the outside lobby for sitting, having coffee, reading, etc.

They were expecting us at Phranakorn!

Our first mission in Bangkok was to check out the area around the Phranakorn guest house, and see what local street food and markets were in the neighborhood.

Street meat adventure #1 of many, sausage on a stick with obscenely spicy peppers.

As we wandered we attempted to walk to the Khao San Road area, but we soon realized that we were much further than we had thought as Bangkok is so large that only a fraction of the streets show up on maps. After walking about 30 minutes (20 in the wrong direction), we decided to abort and go back to see if our room was ready.

The next day in Bangkok was spent doing much of the same thing that we did on the first day. We wandered around our area and went to Khao San Road and thanked Buddha that we weren't staying there, but more about that later. We did end up in a modern, Western style, shopping mall in the Sumkhumvit business district of Bangkok thanks to Hannah's cousin Jillian's recommendation. It was here that I lost my battle with masculinity. I got my hair buzzed and watched Hannah get a manicure and pedicure for a nominal amount of money. I decided it was time for me to clean up my act and go metro (meaning Hannah decided my safari nails needed some cleaning), so I got one too. I then spent the next week telling everyone I saw, many people several times, how soft my hands and feet were occasionally asking them to feel for themselves.

Hannah had been planning to wait for Japan to get hair colored but after the amazing job this place did on our manicures and pedicures she decided to chance having them color her hair also. The risk was there since no one spoke english, but the low price and excitement of something new overruled the risk. The resulting color wasn't bad at all, but it was quite a strange coincidence that it looked nothing like the color Hannah selected yet looked exactly like the hair color of the woman doing the coloring. As Hannah said, mimicry is the strongest form of flattery...not sure how to say that in Thai.

The next day the real Bangkok experience took off in high gear. Hannah's work buddy Drew, and his lovely fiance Alicia, flew out from Singapore and met us in Bangkok for a very low key, tame, weekend jaunt. We met them at their hotel, a beautiful resort called The Siam on Friday night. That first night was merely a taste of what was to come. We ordered delicious Thai room service and emptied the mini bar, getting back to our hotel at 2am.

The following morning we met up at The Siam and started the day with some coffee made from refined elephant dung and brewed in a special contraption that looks like a meth lab. The coffee wasn't bad, but we didn't want to spoil the elephant dung taste with cream and sugar, so it didn't appeal all that much.


We then took The Siam's boat to the first of a couple of temples and markets.

 

We did the obligatory visits to Bangok's main tourist attractions which were the temples of Wat Pho and the Grand Palace. We quickly bored of dodging tourists and attempting to navigate the passageways so we made up a game. The winner of the game would end with the most pictures of tourists giving the Asian smile in their pictures, which looks like a peace sign and bunny ears. The game quickly got out of hand with Hannah offering to take every Asian tourists' pictures as I lurked in the background waiting to take a picture of Hannah taking a picture of them giving the peace sign. We then evolved the game into simply taking pictures of tourists doing ridiculous things. The afternoon rains cooled us off and none of the 4 of us really minded walking around fully soaked...especially because we were wearing clothes on loan from the temple.

This didn't count, dq'd due to incorrect finger direction.

The rules didn't state that we couldn't take pictures of ourselves.
 
Bless you my child.
 

Khao San Road is basically an entire district in Bangkok where backpackers converge and locals avoid like the plague, unless they are trying to sell useless, Chinese made trinkets or bracelets embroidered with popular english expressions like "rape me", "i f*ck you", "eat my sh*t, "I'm a c*nt", etc. We tried to tell the vendor that what he was pedaling was not only stupid but offensive to most people, but as expected it fell on deaf ears. We can't imagine anyone ever buying or wearing such things.

It was clear that things were going to get ugly fast. We didn't really have a plan when we arrived to Khao San Road after a stop into 7-11 for a few beers to take on the street. As we walked into different vendor stalls we found some spectacular pink guitars that were begging to be strummed. As I played this horribly tacky instrument the woman selling them became more and more aggresive. She finally snatched that thing out of my hand so fast all of our heads spun. Maybe our reaction time was dulled by the beer, but it was more likely that she was a ninja.

We stopped into a brutally touristy streetside bar and at Hannah's request (demand), ordered a 4 liter "tower" of beer. So, here we were, in the most shittily touristy place in all of Bangkok having the time of our lives with a tower of beer on our table.

Rather than attempting to find a local place with a risk of wasting our time searching and ending up with a bad meal for one dinner together, I convinced the group to venture across town to a hotbed of nightime activity in the Sukhumvit area of town. I had been to a restaurant years ago called Cabbages and Condoms which I recall having an interesting theme, fit for 4 drunk college students (which is what we were behaving like), and decent food. I'm not one to give myself a pat on the back, but this was a great call. We had a blast, and Drew proved himself yet again to be able to make a complete ass out of himself but somehow not annoy, rather entertain, everyone around him. When he blew the condom up and let it fly around the restaurant I was sure we were either going to jail or at least getting ejected. Instead, he got giggles and laughs from the table of Japanese girls whose plate it landed on. It somehow became commonplace for one of us (meaning Drew or Hannah) to arrive at the table with 4 shots of whiskey, and the intervals between when this happened grew shorter and shorter....the night was young.

Safety First!

Drew, please don't.

The crew posing with Captain Condom.

From here things got really out of hand. We walked less than half a mile down Sukhumvit to Soi Cowboy, the famed Bangkok location of decades of debauchery. The street is lined with club and bar after club and bar of ladies of the night...and ladyboys of the night... dancing, putting on bizarre shows with ping pong balls and candle wax, acting out scenes from James Bond movies, and worse...much worse. The four of us bounced in and out of a few clubs and bars and when the ladyboy lactated we felt like we had seen it all and nothing could top it...so we went into a bar playing live music and rocked out to hits like YMCA and Bon Jovi. The blur continued until after 2am when the bars closed and we made the right decision which was to call it a night.

The following morning hurt very badly, but we made it to The Siam to have one final lunch with Drew and Alicia before they headed off home. We bid farewell with the hope of seeing them again somewhere in SE Asia before our next hop to Japan.

That evening marked an important turning point in our trip. Our good friend, and constant project of a human, David "Cherry Tree" Kirschenbaum met us in Bangkok. He flew out from LA to spend the next 2-3 weeks with us on the journey to northen Thailand, Laos, and Vietnam.

 

Tuesday, July 30, 2013

Iceland - Counting Sheep

Flying into Iceland from St. Petersburg was like a transition a world that we were trying to fit into to a life that was perfectly suited to us. The amazing start to our Icelandic adventure was completely unexpected. We were (somehow, because we have no status or miles) upgraded on our flight from St. Petersburg to Reykjavik. We enjoyed the Icelandic high life and although this particular plane had no in flight entertainment or any decent food, we were, if not for a second, one of the few lucky ones.
Tracking this flight on my iPhone GPS may have violated every FAA regulation, but we wanted to be sure the pilot took the most direct route.
We decided the best way to see Iceland was on our own, not with a tour, or with an organized route, just getting in a car and going. We spent some time (3 hours) researching RV or campervan rental companies and decided to settle on Snail. Our decision to use Snail rather than the multitudes of other motorhome and campervan rental companies operating out of Reykjavik was the comfort we felt in our many email and phone conversations with Sigrun (Snail owner) we had in the week leading up to the trip. The company was family run, non corporate, and just wanted to see their customers make the most of their time in Iceland.

Reykjavik

We landed in Reykjavik and were immediately in love. From the second you step off the plane you see the baggage handlers in full jackets, gloves, and earmuffs letting you know you have arrived in Iceland. The airport is surrounded by miles of lava fields and wilderness. You could, if you were so inclined, step off the plane and start hiking. There is even a sign in the airport warning against camping, starting fires, and cooking in the airport itself.
Sigrun of Snail offered us a pickup at Reykjavik airport and we were greeted by Stephanie, the Snail summer intern from Germany, studying in Sweden who was working as part of a Scandanavian exchange program. We were immediately relaxed, realizing that not only were we back in a land were people spoke English but they spoke it well, with humor, understanding puns, and able to joke back with us.
Stephanie drove us to the home of Sigrun and her husband who not only operated a friendly campervan rental operation but gave us a great welcome to Iceland by putting us up in their home on the night before our departure for our Icelandic Adventure.
After a coffee and some of Sigrun's amazing homemade bread and jam Stephanie drove us into downtown Reykjavik. Our first stop was designed to solve 3 problems: 1) get us into the culture of Iceland 2) keep us warm on our journey around the country 3) help us fit in and not look like tourists. Stephanie took us to the Reykjavik flea market to buy an authentic wool sweater, hand stitched by an Icelandic woman and made to last a lifetime. We tried a few on and made our decision based on pure style and esthetic.
This experience was one we will remember forever and Hannah will never forget her first Icelandic encounter with this lovely seamstress who was happy to be able to keep Hannah so warm during our upcoming adventure.
After stocking up on warm weather sweaters we spent a few hours checking out Reykjavik. It turns out this city is simply amazing. It's small, easy to navigate, and only a city by the strictest definition of the word. What it really is is a tiny town with quaint streets, great cafes, great shopping, and great people. We had a delicious lunch at a cafe with all home baked soups and breads, and spent a few hours killing time, shopping and writing blogs and emails in a backpackers' hostel. It's amazing to believe that this town of around 400,000 is the home to 2/3 of Iceland's total population.
We had our first wildlife siting.

Hannah finally found her dream bike, too bad it was also a gate.

That evening Sigrun made a delicious meal of local Icelandic cod fish and introduced us to Iceland's best kept secret, the Icelandic swimming pool. We would soon learn that every town, no matter how big or small, has a swimming pool. These are no ordinary swimming pools, they are geothermal pools fed by naturally heated water from the volcanic earth beneath Iceland. These pools become a centerpiece of Icelandic social life and they became a focal point of our tour around Iceland.
Our first trip to the pools started as a family trip of Sigrun, her husband, Arni, Stephanie, Hannah, and I. We all piled in the Snail van and headed for the pool....it was 9pm, and the sun was still shining. After arriving at the Reykjavik swimming pool Arni and I, broke off from the ladies to do our pre-pool shower. Apparently the pre-pool shower is almost as important as the pool experience itself. We learned that in times past there were actually "Pool Police" who would watch you as you showered to ensure you had scrubbed thoroughly before entering the immaculate pools. Arni didn't speak much english so I was pretty much silently following his lead. I had to very quickly rid myself of the American locker room ettiquette which usually involves covering all your parts at all times possible. Not in Iceland, in Iceland you don't take your towel to the shower room, or your swimsuit....there are signs that clearly instruct you to shower fully nude. While I wasn't allowed access to the women's locker room (despite all my attempts), I assume Hannah followed similar instructions, and we were both clean when we entered the pool.
The hot pools are clearly marked by the temperature of the water. There were 5 pools, all ranging in temperature from 85-100 degrees Fahrenheit. Each one was a hot tub, although unlike the ones we were used to, the water was actually cooled before it entered the tub as it was being piped directly from the geo-thermally heated earth below. We sat, soaked, and chatted while squeezed like sardines amongst the 30 Icelanders in the tubs until 10pm. The sun was still out.
Arnie then drove us all around Reykjavik for a quick tour of the city. He drove as Sigrun narrated. It was very sweet to see them interact as she gave the verbal history of many of Reykjavik's most proud spots and he provided the route. We arrived back at their home at 11:30pm. The sun was still out.
That night we finally went to sleep in Sigrun and Arni's guest room at around 12:30am, the sun was still out.
The following morning (the sun was still out) we were treated to one final Icelandic meal for breakfast by Sigrun and we hit the road in our VW Camper. Sigrun made sure to outfit us with everything we would need for our trip including sleeping bags, extra blankets, pots, pans, dishes, silverware, cooking stove, etc, etc. We were set up for a great ride.

The Open Icelandic Road

Most of our tour around Iceland would follow highway 1, also called Ring Road. This is the main tourist route and takes you around the entire country. Venturing off Ring Road can be met with severe consequences if not in a 4x4 vehicle and you don't know where you are going. We tried, for most of our trip, to stick to the ring.
Our first stop was a small town called Hverageroi, about 45 minutes from Reykjavik. We intended to use this stop as a stockup point as this was the first supermarket on our ride. We would soon come to love Bonus, the Icelandic equivalent of Publix or Safeway. We found ourselves wandering the aisles of Bonus supermarkets all over Iceland. At this particular time Bonus wasn't open yet so we decided to make the most of the delay and hike up to a "hot river" located in this town. We had no idea how long the hike would take or how the weather would hold up but we set out...with absolutely no water, food, or warm clothes. When we hit the trail we noticed that we were the only ones who hiked up empty handed, others had big backpacks, walking sticks, and water. I told Hannah all would be fine, we'll make it....luckily she had secretly stashed a few pistachio nuts in our bag, they would come in handy. The hike was foggy, long, and uphill. We passed steamy holes in the earth, and as we climbed the cold fog and sulfur smell from the ground got stronger. At times we were in such thick steam that we couldn't see the rocky trail ahead of us.

The gold at the end of the rainbow proved to be worth the trek up the mountain. At the top of this climb was a river with water the temperature of a warm bathtub running through it. Hannah and I followed the lead of a few others and changed into our bathing suits behind our towels and dove in, actually stepped in because it was 2 feet deep. This was our first of many amazing natural experiences in Iceland.

We didn't even notice the full moon rising over Hannah's right shoulder.

On the way down the mountain we snacked on the pistachios that Hannah smartly stashed away....and then it started to rain...and didn't really fully stop for 2 days.
After stocking up on groceries and supplies at Bonus with food to last us several days we hit the road, unsure of our next destination.
We stayed that night in a very wet van in a very wet campsite in a very wet, small town called Hella. We really pushed the driving limits and managed to make it about 30 miles from Reykjavik. We were learning that every town in Iceland is a small town. It appears that if you have a campsite and a swimming pool you are a town by Icelandic standards. All towns were quaint, friendly, and easy to navigate.

This was our first Icelandic campsite and we were very impressed. The campsite had a kitchen for cooking meals, a common eating area, incredibly clean showers and bathrooms, and even a bar where we spent a few hours catching up on email and having a glass of wine or three. Our first night in the van was cozy, warm, and dry. We made a dinner in the campsite's kitchen of chicken, couscous, and peppers and tried to figure out our plan for the next day.
We didn't feel the need to rush out the next morning, it was still raining and visibility was very poor. The beautiful thing was that we had no restrictions on time because it never got dark. That became the theme of our trip, we could drive all day and arrive at campsites at 12am and cook dinner if wanted to, and never feel like we had to rush the next morning.
As we drove along Ring Road there were sites to see everywhere; volcanos, waterfalls, lava fields, and lots and lots of sheep. We didn't worry about how warm and dry the sheep were because we were both wearing one and found they kept us very warm. We stopped at a waterfall to check out the view, even though the fog was so thick we couldn't see past our noses.
It was common in Iceland to see these amazing things right off the road and it happened everywhere we went, unbelieveably stunning landscape that seemed to change every 10 miles.
That night we stayed in the town of Vik. We managed to drive about 60 miles that day, which doubled the previous day's drive, but still seems like an incredibly short distance. Iceland really isn't big, about 8 hours to drive straight through across the whole country, so we had our time, and we took it. Our campsite in Vik was also very nice, right on a beautiful beach (which we still couldn't see). We took a walk over to the gas station near the campsite and bought a few beers which we came to learn were "Lite" beers, which really means they have half the alcohol and taste of real beer. In Iceland you can only buy real beer in a store that is government licensed to sell it and these stores are open for 2 hours a day and appear to have completely random hours...looks like we'll be drying out on this journey?
We made an easy dinner of chicken wings, asparagus, and potatoes. I had the genius idea of stacking trays on top of each other on a gas stove as they cooked, but Hannah had her doubts (read fears of the van exploding) about this tactic. As much as it pains me to say this, she was right, it didn't work, but we managed to get everything cooked and enjoyed nevertheless.

Chopping in the van is easier said then done.
Cheese and cracker appetizers!

Chicken wings and Lite beer.

The finished product!
Time for bed, sun is STILL out.
The next morning we followed the familiar routine of coffee filtered into thermos mugs, some healthy cereal, and Icelandic yogurt called Skyrr which we have come to LOVE. Something was different about this morning though, there was actually a break in the clouds. It didn't last long though and it continued to rain most of the day.
We took a nice walk on the beach which was black from lava and volcanic rocks and hit the road, next destination unclear, but my navigator was carefully plotting our course. Over the course of 3 days Hannah had developed an obsession of hoarding maps and tour books on Iceland. She would accompany the maps and tour books with her iPad and notes she had taken from books she had read online. There were times when I would look over while driving and I wouldn't see her, I would just see a pile of maps with an Icelandic wool hat popping out of the top.

We drove along Ring Road headed for our next adventure at the huge national park of Skaftafell which is where one of Iceland's largest glaciers is located. The drive along Ring Road was starting to show signs of clearing up and we could see amazing scenery popping out. We stopped to make a lunch of turkey and salami sandwiches alongside a random beautiful waterfall that we just sumbled upon.

We drove along lava fields that were upwards of 30 miles long and stretched as fas as we could see. The lava was actually very soft and mushy. The lava is a fertilizer and allows for moss to grow on it. It was like walking on a sea of sponge.
At our last camp Hannah went into survival mode and boiled several eggs in case we needed them. We didn't find it at all random to enjoy one while standing on a lava field.
The campsite at Skaftafell was on a large grass field which was really nice to set up a table, have dinner, play guitar and hang out. The downside was that we weren't alone. There were what appeared to be hundreds of other cars, campers, motorhomes, tents, and any other camping/sleeping gear right in our vicinity. It was much different from the relative seclusion of the other campsites we had stayed in. We sucked it up and enjoyed.


We took an evening walk to the waterfall directly behind our camp and enjoyed some nice reading and relaxing time. The weather was actually nice, the rain had cleared up and the clouds had mostly gone away.
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We finished the evening with a nice hot chocolate. Hannah convinced me that it was normal to go through that entire tin of Swiss Miss in our 8 days in Iceland. By the end of the trip the spoon stood straight up in the cup.

The next morning began with our typical cereal, coffee, and Skyrr and then we packed up a bag full of gear (nuts, snacks, water, sandwiches, and extra clothes) for our hike up to and around Skaftafell. The hike was stated to take about 5-6 hours. During the hike we were simply amazed. We saw very few people, especially when we got to the further points where others had already turned back. We did the entire loop which ended up being around 14 miles. The scenery was straight out of Game of Thrones or Lord of the Rings. The glacier was all around us, and the landscape changed drastically as we climbed and then descended. At times it was literally like being on the edge of the world.
These pictures can never do it justice, it was an amazing day.

I was very impressed at Hannah's incredible hiking skills. She really has great coordination, except for the time that she fell face first while running along the rocky trail trying to keep up with me. At least her knees and palms broke her fall.
After our hike we stopped to see the icebergs that break off the glacier, this was a really special site that we were amazed we could see directly off the main road.
That evening we stayed in a camp in a town called Hofn, about an hour or so from Skaftafell. Hofn is known for being a lobster capital of Iceland. Given our strenuous hike we felt we deserved nothing more than a nice lobster meal. A restaurant in Hofn was recommended in all our guide books so we decided to give it a shot. This will go down as one of the biggest mistakes on our trip....or so we hope. Icelandic lobster isn't anything like a huge Maine lobster. It was more like a large crayfish or shrimp. The meat was mealy, and you couldn't get any meat out of the body aside from the tail. To make it worse, even though we saw more sheep than people in Iceland, the lamb chops I got were greasy and overcooked. To make it even worse, it was a hugely expensive mistake. It was an experience, so we'll chalk it up to that.
We spent much of the rainy next day in Hofn at the campsite. We did some internet browsing on the campsite's wifi and relaxed. Actually, what we were waiting for was the town's liquor store to open from 2-6pm so we could stock up on some beer and wine for the rest of our trip. It was rare to find a liquor store here in Iceland and even rarer to find one that was open.
We motored out of town later in the afternoon and drove around the western fjords of Iceland and started heading up the west coast towards the north. We passed through several tiny towns along the coastline as we searched for a good town to stay in. We had heard from several people that in Iceland you don't need to find a campsite, you can simply pull over whereever you like and set up camp. Up to this point we had elected to stay in campsites for the amenities and because many of the parks required it, but we were in more of an adventurous mood and decided to pull off the road into a secluded hillside. We found a great place guarded by boulders and set up shop. Our location was beautiful. To the left was a high rock mountain with formations high above and to the right was the foggy coastline. We saw at most one car on the road every 20 minutes, and all we heard were the birds in the rock formations above.


As Hannah was setting up for dinner I realized that we were not alone. In the rocks directly behind our van were the remains of a sheep. The bones were picked clean by birds and other wildlife but I had to very carefully inform Hannah of our guest before she saw it herself. She took the news very well, and we were both very happy that lamb wasn't on the menu (we left that in the fridge and saved it for the next night), out of respect for our new friend.
We enjoyed a nice home cooked meal of chicken legs on the grill, I had a nice Icelandic Ale and Hannah some white wine.

The next morning when we opened the shades in the van we were once again not alone. A group of our campmates' friends had joined our party.
The sun was coming out and the view of the fjord was beautiful.
We tried for the rest of our trip in Iceland to replicate the experience of that evening. Sadly we couldn't come close to finding something as great as the spot we found to camp that night. We'll remember that experience always.
That day we headed to the town of Egilsstaaoir. The first stop was to find a gas station to "freshen up". We haven't really mentioned this yet, but it's worth noting. The most random gas station or rest area in Iceland will be so incredibly immaculate that you would eat off the floors of the bathroom. The same bathroom in the US would be so putrid that you would be afraid to step foot in it, but in Iceland you actually want to spend extra time in "the office".
At Egilsstaaoir we of course spent some time in Bonus, our favorite zen grocey store experience. We got some meat and other provisions to last us the rest of our trip. We had somehow powered through a large bag of coffee and needed another badly and I had shockingly managed to spill our milk all over the cooler.
We didn't spend the night in Egilsstaaoir but we did take a fun fieldtrip into the mountains looking for one of the fabled Icelandic natural geothermal pools. Unlike the swimming pools in each of the towns we visited, what we called the "natural pools" were ones that were fed directly by underground springs. In some cases the land owners had built guest houses or hikers huts around the springs and laid stone and made the pools hospitable. In other cases the springs could actually be a random bubbling of water in the middle of nowhere. Sigrun had given us a book on Icelandic Thermal Pools which described some of the most famous ones and how to find them. In actuality, the directions to many of these pools were so convoluted that you could find yourself on a dirt road for hours and never actually locate them.
This pool in particular was one of the more manicured pools and it was beautiful. We started doubting ourselves on the drive, meandering through the hills, over rocky roads, and finally arriving at this hikers hut and guesthouse in the middle of nowhere. We could have been on the moon the landscape was so unique. The guesthouse had showers, of course, and there was no entry fee or anyone actually watching the pool. We simply showered and hopped in. By the way, showers at pools are so clean that we started to use them as our main source of showers during our trip. On several occasions we would forego the campsites showers and head for the nearest pool. It was just us, a couple of german women, and the horse at the amazing pool. The water was like a hottub and the minerals in the water coming from the earth made your skin feel soft and smooth.


That evening we drove towards the area around Lake Myvatn. This area is known for its hot pools of lava spewing steam up from the earth, amazing craters of volcanic activity, a putrid smell of sulfur, and bugs that will eat you alive and make you completely miserable. Our first stop in the Lake Myvatn area was a pub that I just had to go to and Hannah was reluctant. This pub apparently milks cows in a window for all their patrons to watch. I didn't know at the time, as she was born and raised in rural Vermont, but Hannah has an unnatural fear of cows. She was very accomodating and went along for this stop and it turned out that she was lucky because they weren't milking when we were there. So, without the cows, this was really just a bad touristy pub.
Rainbow sighting on the drive to Myvatn.

Also saw some Icelandic horses, they have 5 legs

Waterfalls on the drive off Ring Road.
After our good luck in finding a camping spot by the side of the road the previous night we decided to keep the streak alive and try to find a spot worth of our presence on this night. We got word from the girl at the weird cow milking pub that about 2km up the road there was a side road that turned through a gate, that we could drive into and we could easily find anywhere to pull over and camp for the night. When we entered this area it didn't feel quite right, it felt as if we were driving on sacred ground and there was a massive crater directly in front of us. We decided to trust the weird cow bar girl and nestle into an area off the road. We proceeded to take our table, grill, stove, etc, and start cooking dinner. Within 20 minutes the park ranger pulled up. He said, "this is delicate volcanic land. You can't drive on this soil, it takes 10000 years to repair itself. You may as well stay here and have dinner because you've already ruined it, but please leave after". We thanked him for his understanding and as soon as he was out of sight we packed up and got the hell out of there. We pulled into the nearest pay campsite and started to cook dinner again, by this time it was 12am. Our coals wouldn't light (because we meaning I misread the instructions), the meat woudn't cook, and the potatoes were hard as rocks. We ended up having hard boiled eggs, thanks to Hannah's crisis preparation, went to sleep, and woke up early and left the campsite without paying. We really showed them.

That morning we made coffee and ate breakfast in a parking lot and used a public restroom to freshen up. We then headed out to see what the Myvatn area had to offer. There are some spectacular things to see in this area. We visited the lava field with bubbling caldrons of mud and water spewing steam into the air at 400 degrees. The smell of sulfur was so strong that it makes you wonder if its safe to breathe.
We finished the day with a visit to the Myvatn Nature Baths. The hot tub lake was nothing like either of us had ever experienced. The entry fee was high at about $30 per person, but it was an experience we were happy we didn't miss. Throughout the natural pools were different temperatures of water, some like a bathtub, other areas felt more like a hot tub. The water was heated by a geothermal spring and cooled down before filling the lake.
Before leaving the Myvatn pools we agreed that today was Hannah's day to drive. What this really meant was that it was Jonathan's day to drink. As Hannah drove through the meandering fjords and hills Jonathan filled his plastic cup with Icelandic Ale. It became apparent that there were really no places to stop that seemed worthwhile so we ended up in what appeared to be the least worthwhile town on the route. The town's name escapes us...we actually never knew it, but as all stops on our adventure go, this town still held a story.

We stayed in a small campsite in town which was really just a field behind a guesthouse. They gave us a key to the hot spring pool as they called it which was located in the next building. It was wet and raining so Hannah and I made tortellini on the stove in the van, had a nice dinner and decided to check out the hot spring, hoping it was a typical Icelandic pool. This "spring" was anything but, it was actually just a hot tub. It was 1am at this point with a misty rain falling, and as we showered and went out to the pool we heard voices. The tub was occupied by 2 Icelandic women. It was too late at this point to turn around and go back inside so we did the right thing and slid into the hot tub with the Icelanders. It ended up being a great time. One of the women was a bit weird and made a point to tell me about her social anxiety issues and problems with her father, but the other was pretty normal and had a lot of interesting stories to share about Iceland. We were also joined by Leo the dog who watched diligently in his jacket from the chair next to the hot tub.
We didn't get back to our van and to sleep until at least 3am that night and we took our time getting moving the following morning. We were on the road sometime around noon as we headed back in the direction of Reykjavik.
Today we decided was the day where we would find at least one of the famous pools listed in the Icelandic Geothermal Pools book no matter how long it took or how far we had to drive. We found ourselves following the hidden, bumpy, gravel roads in search of a pools that we had no idea if existed anymore, if they were maintained, and what we would actually do when we found one. We did find one after hours of searching. It looked like it hadn't been visited in years, there were broken down cars in the yard, there were tractors in the driveway, but the pool still steamed with fresh hot spring water even though it was behind a fence and overgrown with weeds. We didn't venture into the water given the relative decrepit scene and we hit the road again.
Not quite the pool we were hoping for.
We went left out of the area where the pool was to try to find a shortcut back to Ring Road. As we continued down this gravel it didn't seem to be getting any smoother, in fact it was getting very bumpy. The signs showed us going offroad, but the GPS was still insisting we head in this direction. After heading toward a massive mountain for almost an hour, driving less than 10mph over rocks with Hannah saying we should panic and turn around every five minutes, we decided we needed to turn back. Lucky we did, as when we realized where we were we saw we were on this road, which headed directly for a glacier. Our Snail van wouldn't be able to take on this challenge.
Not the road we had in mind.
We got back on track and headed back towards Reykjavik. That night we stayed in a town outside Reykjavik. Nothing special and it rained all night. We barbecued the last of our food in the rain and had a final night in the van.
The next morning we headed back to Sigrun and Arni's house to drop off the van and have one final day and night in Reykjavik.
Early the following morning we headed out to the airport and started the longest leg of our journey yet. We were headed to Johannesburg, South Africa by way of Munich, Frankfurt, Ethiopia, and finally South Africa.